awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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