one might say we're banned from that church
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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