Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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