Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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