Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Acid is not a monday night drug
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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