How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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