I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Boobs speak an international language.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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