So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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