Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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