Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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