I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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