I need help removing her.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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