You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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