he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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