You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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