I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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