Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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