I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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