# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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