sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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