i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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