Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
In the future we'll all be gay
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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