She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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