I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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