Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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