He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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