Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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