I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
