Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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