Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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