dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
