he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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