she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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