Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
NoShamevember. You game?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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