How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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