idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
