Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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