Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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