The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
50% drunk capacity currently
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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