i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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