And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
My dick has a subreddit
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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