I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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