3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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