No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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