just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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