Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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