i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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