No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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