Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
