I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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